Total messages
Peak year
Perfect 7s ever
Total likes given
Longest drought
Hottest burst
Volume by year
Top posters (all-time)
Click any card for the full Wrapped — year-by-year best message, all perfect-7s, every display name they ever used.
Pick a year. Each one has its soccer context, the top messages, every person's best, monthly distribution, who and what was mentioned.
Activity heatmap (Eastern Time)
Longest droughts
| Start | Days | Before / After |
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Hottest bursts (replies in next 10 min)
| Date | Sparker | Replies | Post |
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Who likes whom — engagement rate
Rows are the liker (A), columns are the person being liked (B). Each cell shows the % of B's messages that A liked, restricted to the overlap window when both were active.
Bottom row is each column-person's popularity rate. Right column is each row-person's generosity rate. On mobile, swipe horizontally.
Top 50 emojis
Curse-word leaderboard
| Person | Total | Per 1k | Top words |
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Question rate (% with `?`)
Signature words by person
Top 30 most-mentioned players/managers
| Rank | Name | Mentions |
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Top 30 most-mentioned clubs/countries
| Rank | Name | Mentions |
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Berhalter discourse intensity
Top 5 clubs per person (allegiance inference)
The Tom Devine Display-Name Arc
Every distinct display name Tom has used, in order, with date range and number of messages in that segment.
FUTBOL ESPECTACULAR
The Origin
On June 10, 2014 at 11:57:53 AM EDT, Mitch McGinley added Andrew Hunt, Rob McQueen, and Tom Devine to a new GroupMe. Thirty-five seconds later, he typed the founding manifesto:
Twelve years later, this chat has logged 154,704 messages. Tom never stopped with the quips. The chat outlived Wenger, two USMNT collapses, a global pandemic, and Lionel Messi's move to Florida. The crew grew to nine, the chat survived COVID, and Tom changed his display name 24 times.
The Cast
Tap any name → full Wrapped portrait opens.
By the Year
Tap any year → opens the Annual Recap tab.
The Tom Devine Chronology — 24 Names
Every distinct display name Tom has used, in order of first appearance.
The Hall of Fame — All 54 Perfect 7s
Every message that ever hit the 7-like ceiling (unanimous-minus-one), in chronological order.